These rational delusions have got to cease
The second hand has finally got the best of me
I’m too aware about the singularity
That brought me to the edge of time
And it’s always on my mind

They say that what is gone is coming back some day
The world’s turning faster but it’s just one way
And I’m desperate to try most anything to abate

A simple chronophobia
A simple chronophobia now
A simple chronophobia
A simple chronophobia now

Maybe there’s a science or technology
To help me come to terms with maker
Since natural selection never banked on me
I must be an exception to the plan
Someone help me understand now

Cryogenic methods are intractable
And collagen polymers aren’t so terrible
But they still can’t prevent the inevitable farewell

A simple chronophobia
A simple chronophobia now
A simple chronophobia
A simple chronophobia now

— Bad Religion
neil-gaiman:

Beautiful.

neil-gaiman:

Beautiful.

nosdrinker:

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(CNN) — Convicted Ohio school shooter T.J. Lane, who is serving a life sentence for killing three fellow students at his high school in 2012, has escaped from prison, the Lima Police Department said Thursday evening.


Officers were searching the neighborhoods on the north end of the city, which is located about 90 miles northwest of Columbus.


"All available troopers from the Ohio State Highway Patrol have been joined by Allen County Sheriff’s deputies and local area law enforcement in establishing a perimeter and searching the area," said Ohio Department of Public Safety Director John Born.


"A Patrol helicopter with advanced infrared detection equipment has been deployed and is engaged in the search as well."
Residents have been advised to lock their doors and stay inside.


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nosdrinker:

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(CNN) — Convicted Ohio school shooter T.J. Lane, who is serving a life sentence for killing three fellow students at his high school in 2012, has escaped from prison, the Lima Police Department said Thursday evening.
Officers were searching the neighborhoods on the north end of the city, which is located about 90 miles northwest of Columbus.
"All available troopers from the Ohio State Highway Patrol have been joined by Allen County Sheriff’s deputies and local area law enforcement in establishing a perimeter and searching the area," said Ohio Department of Public Safety Director John Born.
"A Patrol helicopter with advanced infrared detection equipment has been deployed and is engaged in the search as well."

Residents have been advised to lock their doors and stay inside.

SOURCE

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Air Force Serviceman Banned from Reenlisting for Refusing to Mention “God” in His Oath

A serviceman who has yet to be named of the United States Air Force has been banned from reenlisting for omitting the last line of the military oath “so help me God,” the Air Force Times reports. He is currently serving at the Creech Air Force base in Nevada until November when his current term of service ends. 

Read the U.S Armed Forces Oath of Enlistment here.

When the airman submitted his form for reenlistment, he crossed off the last bit, which reads “so help me God.” He was later told that his only options were to sign the oath—including the religious section—or to leave the Air Force.

The American Humanist Association (AHA) has stated that it is illegal under Article VI of the Constitution to require a religious test in order to hold a public office or trust.  The AHA’s legal department has vowed to sue if the airman is not allowed to reenlist.

Those looking to enlist were allowed to omit the phrase “so help me God” until October 30th of last year; ever since then everyone has been required to swear oath to God in order to enlist. The Air Force says it cannot make “so help me God” optional without Congress changing the statute mandating the oath.

neil-gaiman:

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

PLEASE. 

Please do it. This one is important. You may not think YOU are important (you are, by the way) but if your representatives know that you care about how they vote, and if you call, and the person before you calls, and the person after you calls… then they vote to keep the internet the way it is. 

DOOOO ITTTTTTTT (said in the reassuring voice of the thing under your bed when you were tiny)